Gifts For Difficult People Like Me

Some people are notoriously hard to buy for. That's what my mother said I was - hard to buy for. Some of us also fall into the gifts for grinches category. It's almost like some kind of damnable correlation.

Following are a whole bunch of unusual gift ideas. Some are fun and some are useful. And some can be eaten. Even the hard to shop for like to eat.

Ok then.

Fairy houses and flowers, in fact all things fairy, and all things nature, are greatly appreciated by those who love the fairies. If you've always wondered where do fairies live?, I can tell you they like flowers, trees, rocks, and water.

You might be surprised to find a couple hidden away in your garden. And wouldn't it be cool to find a baby fairy? Wow. Mind-blowing.

Ok then.

So, ok, yes, I am grouchy! But you would be too, if you were my age, dammit. That reminds me. I said goddamnit to Siri, my phone the other day. She said very primly, "I won't respond to that.

I pissed off the 50s people last week, as well. They responded viciously by kicking me and my article off the website!

Take that, you!

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Food is generally a good idea for a gift. I mean it certainly is with me, especially any snack related items. My first choice is nuts or candy. Forget the flowers. If I can't eat them, I'm not interested.

Yes, I like flowers too, not for eating though. Well, sometimes, rose petals are tasty.